So, last week I skipped my regularly scheduled post because I was busy whining and wallowing in self-pity. But now that I’m back to being awesome, here’s what made me go, “Hmm…” these past two weeks.
- Last week I saw a squirrel walking across the street. A squirrel. Walking. It may as well have been Jesus walking on water because that’s how surreal this whole experience was. Have you ever seen a squirrel walk? It’s pretty much the most bizarre thing you will ever witness. Don’t believe me? Next time you see a squirrel, watch how it moves. It’s either running, or hopping, or scampering. It is never, ever, EVER walking. As in putting one foot in front of the other, taking it’s time and just strolling along. I can’t even describe to you how disturbing the whole event was. Why? BECAUSE SQUIRRELS DON’T WALK, IDIOTS.
- Um… apparently… people were up in arms because they couldn’t figure out the brand of jeans Kate Middleton was wearing on her most recent outing with George. This was actually a thing, people. People were like researching it and crap. Seriously? As Daniel Day Lewis would say…
- YOU GUYS… I totally watched “A Deadly Adoption” on Lifetime last week. You know, the movie with Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig? Yeah. It was as abysmally delightful as you would expect. It made me horrified and giddy at the same time. How? Because harrible acting, plot lines and stupidity played straight by Will and Kristen? Oh, how delightful…
- This popped up in my Facebook news feed this week:
Why yes, as a matter of fact they are singing about potato salad… And just when you think it couldn’t get any weirder… it totally does.
- And then there was this…
Which leaves me with so many questions right around the 38 second mark. Because… why? And… how? And… really?
Alrighty, kiddos. I’m pretty sure that’s all I have for this week’s installment. Tune in next week for… well, I don’t know what, but I will. So, tune in and find out. Geeze, is that too much to ask?
Over n’ out, good buddies.