I’d write something if I weren’t feeling so…
(Enter any number of negative emotions here…).
In other news, does anyone want this:
He’s been overly needy for my taste, and there’s only so much neediness a person can take before you want to drop-kick the thing. Not that I ever would. I just want to give him away, that’s all. No biggie.
I’m going to go read… or something. Preferably something really depressing so I can feel better about my life.