When I find out people are incapable of staying up until midnight to ring in the new year…
I really want to punch them in the face.
Like… really, really hard.
Unless you have multiple children under the age of 5 who require you to be up at 4:30 in the morning, or you work the graveyard shift, there is seriously no excuse for your lame assery.
Seriously? Midnight? How hard is midnight? Do you live in a nursing home and go to bed at 7:00 pm? No? THEN SUCK IT UP AND RING IN THE NEW YEAR.
Good grief… Has no one heard of coffee?