From the looks of it…
And if I have read the legalized mumbo-jumbo in the envelope that came to my door correctly…
I am officially divorced.
I think all my family and friends were holding a collective breath, waiting for that notification to come and bracing for the inevitable meltdown that would ensue.
Instead, I opened the envelope and… smiled. I may have even laughed.
I felt nothing. Not. A. Thing. I think it momentarily occurred to me that I was officially a divorcee, and that maybe I should have that certificate of accomplishment framed and hung on my wall… but other than that… I didn’t give it another thought. Instead I sent out an e-mail to family and friends asking if they wanted to party with me.
Was that inappropriate? Wait, do I actually care?
Not so much.
So… does this mean I get to go out on dates with hot geeks now?
Yes, yes it does.
Now I just need to find some hot geeks in this town…