It’s been an expensive month.
Snow tires put on car: Check
Replace battery for car: Check
Highlights for hair which are completely unnecessary and possibly ridiculously frivolous: Check
Gas money for quick trip to drop off donations to shelter: Check
Gas money to visit sister in the big city for Thanksgiving: Check
Gift card for neighbor for jumping dead car: Check
New jeans to hang out in because all the current jeans I own are “too nice” to just “hang out” in (and I needed another ridiculously frivolous purchase): Check
New printer, scanner, copier: Check
New cell phone and plan: Upcoming
Gift card for friend watching Winston while I take off for Thanksgiving weekend: Upcoming
A total of 2 subbing jobs all month and a minimal spousal support agreement finally reached with the ass hat: Priceless.
I am officially “po”, peeps.
And totally rocking this whole divorce thing…