Longest. Week. Ever.
Not a single subbing job.
Uuuugggggghhhhhh… I need a bigger school district. I need to infect these teachers with the flu. I need to entice them with holiday shopping extravaganzas. I may need to resort to Ebola.
C’MON, PEOPLE. Subs need money too. Geez, you people are freakin’ inconsiderate. Selfish jerks. Workin’ all hard to educate the wee ones of the world, not giving a flying fig about the welfare of the subs in the world. How do you people sleep at night?
And don’t you dare even bring up the fact that you tried to get a sub for the worst third grade class in the world half an hour before school started. That doesn’t even count. No one would take that job. How desperate do you think we are? (We’re pretty desperate, but C’MON. A little consideration, please? You can’t just throw us the scraps. We’re not dogs.) You’re just saving all the good kids for yourselves. Going into work every morning with your little coffee mugs and the little bounce in your steps, all excited about teaching. We know what you’re really thinking. “Muahahahahahahaha! Take that, loser subs.” I mean, it’s all over your faces. When does this vengeful, spiteful behavior stop, huh? What kind of example are you setting for the wee ones, huh? HUH?!
*sigh* Now I’m forced to make another pot of coffee and figure out what I’m going to do with my day tomorrow since you clearly will not share.
Seriously. I may need to get a part time job.