Tomorrow I sub in a kindergarten class.
Remember last time? When the one child hauled off and slugged another child in the stomach? Oh, I didn’t tell you about that? Well, that’s what happened. It. was. awesome.
Yeah. Kindergarteners are pretty much my worst nightmares.
They’re all squirmy and spastic and twitchy and blurty and pretty much the equivalent of squirrels on acid.
And then you try to herd those high squirrels into one small space and teach them something?
Bwahahahahahahahaha! Yeah, good luck with that.
I wonder if it’s considered “unprofessional” for subs to call in sick…