- Somehow President Obama has regressed to being an 8 year old boy who is incapable of taking responsibility for his own decisions.
Dear Leader of the Free World:
That’s your job. Seriously. You are such a giant baby.
Love n’ kisses,
- Apparently, there is an “artist” out there who is making millions selling invisible “art”. “Apparently”, (see what I did there?), this story is false, but if you listen to the whole article, you can totally imagine artistic types doing something this asinine.
- It’s Naaaaaational Coffee Daaaaaay! (When I said that, I did it in Oprah’s voice, which totally made it way more fun. Seriously. Do it. You’ll see. You totally did it, didn’t you?)
- Pumpkin Spice has been deemed the man-whore of all coffee flavors.
- George Clooney is still married. And still… nobody cares.
- The richest people in America are still really, really rich.
- There are still plenty of reasons to hate yourself and the decisions you make.
- Someone I don’t know lost 47 pounds. Good for you, person I don’t know!
Hey, it’s the least I can do to keep you people informed about the important things going on in the world. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to have a cup of coffee… without the pumpkin spice.