Because I no longer feel comfortable referring to my husband as “my husband”, I’m considering new names for him. I’m creating a list of possible new names, plus I will consider any and all suggestions you guys have. Let me know your favorites.
- Ass Hat
- The Ex (entirely unoriginal but it gets the job done)
- The Jerk
- Skittles (mainly because it sounds girly and stupid)
- Whore Face
That’s all I could come up with at this point.
Thoughts? Suggestions? Lemme know.